February 23, 2011
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In the past while I’ve been working with some interesting characters and have heard some good stories and some not so good but still funny.
Buddy at work told me a story where his neighbors let their dogs shit all over his lawn and never bothered to clean up. So he just let it slide and collected all of the feces in a large bucket and let it stew and marinate with some water. After a couple weeks he took a shovel and flinged it all over the front of the house. The result? No dog shit was ever abandoned on his front lawn ever again. For some reason the neighbors moved away shortly after.
His other neighbors leave their loud washing machines going on at all hours of the night, so to fight fire with fire he puts on his bullet cleaning machine on all the time, which is basically like a washing machine but filled with brass bullet casings and walnut shells. They also hang their laundry out to dry during the summer but tie the clothesline onto his property which also annoyed him, so to serve justice he turned on his diesel truck engine and let the exhaust do what it does. With the wind blowing in the direction of the clean hanging clothes you can use your imagination to figure the rest out.
