So,
Earlier this week at work, my finger apparently caught a micro splinter and I didn't notice it until the day after when it swelled up like a balloon and got infected.
Had to drain the thing and perform self surgery to remove the little black splinter made of who knows what.
Finally today the swelling as subsided, but my little finger still insists on producing green ooze.
Tomorrow I want to go to the gym and perform my favorite exercise, the deadlift.
It would be awesome if while holding the barbell with over 400 pounds on it, in midair my finger just explodes green goop all over the olympic platform.
Freaking sweet.