August 10, 2008

• Damn broccoli.

  Over a month ago I went to Whole Foods, which is supposed to be like a high end supermarket that caters to rich people. Yeah, I'm not rich, but I like good food. So, I decided to buy broccoli for dinner. I took the shit home and boiled it in chicken broth and when it was done cooking I found a million aphids that fell out of hiding. Fucking organic! So I decided not to buy organic broccoli ever again.

  A couple of days ago I made NON-ORGANIC broccoli with my dinner. When I poured it all out into the colander I found a maggot. Fuck.

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