August 9, 2008
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They do.
My onions burn from chopping up eyes for fresh chicken noodle soup.
I've felt dizzy ever since I got off the plane. It's as if I'm 9 years old again, sailing through the Georgia Straight during a storm. If I still feel like this at work tomorrow, I'll probably fall off a ten foot ladder and end up splattering my brains all over the floor.
I hate landing in planes. I don't know if it's just me, but whenever it lands I feel as if a long sharp blade is piercing straight through my ears one side to the other. I feel as if a ghost somehow reached inside my head, bypassing my skull and is crushing my brain with both their hands.
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That happens to me also.
where'd you go? please stay home and rest, bbbro!
my eyes don't hurt cuz wear contacts.
wear goggles when you chop onions. haha; they don't teach you that @ culinary school though.
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Swimming goggles or welding mask? I saw "ONION GOGGLES" at whole foods for like $20. Screw that, I'll just let it burn.
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