November 6, 2007

  • Smokers

    People who smoke get smoke breaks. People who don't smoke do not get smoke breaks.

    Somehow I actually don't mind having to work much longer, due to the fact that I have a physical advantage over anyone who smokes in addition to a fatter wallet.

    For example, if a smoker tries to mug me with a knife, I could outrun him, go to the nearest knife store, buy an even larger knife, run back, and counter-mug him. See? I am so brilliantly logical, that with my basic kindergarten math skills I have solved the century old question whether smoking is bad or not.

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