November 6, 2007
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Smokers
People who smoke get smoke breaks. People who don't smoke do not get smoke breaks.
Somehow I actually don't mind having to work much longer, due to the fact that I have a physical advantage over anyone who smokes in addition to a fatter wallet.
For example, if a smoker tries to mug me with a knife, I could outrun him, go to the nearest knife store, buy an even larger knife, run back, and counter-mug him. See? I am so brilliantly logical, that with my basic kindergarten math skills I have solved the century old question whether smoking is bad or not.
Comments (5)
yep, good BBBro!
word, i hate smokers too.
That pretty much solves it. Granted I usually just ask a smoker to smoke for me, that way I get all the pleasure of a smoke break without actually paying to smoke.
He's gone by the time you buy the knife.
i think that century old question was answered a century ago
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