September 21, 2007

• So, I’ve got somewhat ill this week and I’ve been getting plenty of rest. I went to the doctor the other day to take an HP test and see if I have some sort of stomach illness, but for some reason they gave me a blood test when I went to the BC Biomedical lab. I think it’s the wrong test! They want my precious O+ blood, it’s worth its weight in gold. Speaking of blood, I’m going to donate again once my sickness goes away. Free cookies and juice! Last time I donated blood 3 years ago I must have eaten at least 14 packs of cookies. Some woman walked by and was like, “Holy shit, what the fuck? That’s a lot of cookies.” Must always get my money’s worth.

  Tomorrow I’ll resume my hardcore training regime and literally rip my body into pieces. Then I’ll murder a pack of gum chewing toddlers. I got so pissed the other day when I stepped in bubble gum with my newest pair of Nike Frees. Murderously pissed. I was ready to maul anyone who spat that gum out, regardless if it was a new born or an old grandparent. Gum is the most ridiculously stupid thing ever. I hate gum and never chew it. Want minty fresh breath? Ever heard of brushing your teeth? I didn’t think so.

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