May 8, 2007

• My Childhood

  When I was 9 years old I went to the Philippines for 4-6 months and attended a private school, meanwhile I encountered many eventful things which may explain how much more fucked my childhood was and how fucked I became.

  1. Scorched ants with magnifying glasses.
  2. Dripped burning hot plastic over the ants.
  3. Played in many areas and trees, barefoot with ants that bite chunks out of your flesh and hurt like hell.
  4. Dismembered "tiki's" or gecko tails with air soft pistol. Legs and tails grow regenerate! So, of course it's completely ethical to shoot them off and watch them wiggle for entertainment.
  5. Butchered a dragonfly's wings and legs off with foldable scissors  after catching it from a grassy field. To this day I still feel bad about it, I like dragonflies.
  6. Stomped a 4" long black hairy spider to death and watched all the babies crawl off their mommy's back and stomped them as well.
  7. Stomped a colorful rainbow spotted spider to death. (The more colorful ones are more poisonous right?)
  8. Watched my uncle spray a giant 1' long spider. It may of been bigger.
  9. My uncle showed me his silver pistol and the rounds he hid in a sock. Apparently a large amount of males carry guns in the Philippines.
  10. Some man went to pee in the bushes and got bit by a snake, he snapped its neck and gave it to my cousin to preserve in formaldehyde. She preserved various other animals in jars for some unknown reason.
  11. Assisted in killing a rooster for dinner. (I held the feet upside down as someone cut it's neck open) On someone's birthday the blood is saved to place on their forehead.
  12. My aunt forced me to play with a dead bird with it's head hanging from the torso that my cousin freshly killed with a sling. She insisted that its "what boys should do."

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