March 11, 2007
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Today I went to The Vancouver Aquarium and saw beluga whales. There was this really fat and blubbery one that jiggled, while all the others seemed quite firm. Everyone thought that Ms. Fat Whale was pregnant and it seemed as if a baby tail was peeping out of it's pouch. Kids watched and an old woman said, "something is wrong with that one."
One small factor, which is that Ms. Fat Whale was not a Miss at all but a Mister. Yes, that baby tail was a large penis in heat. They swam and twirled around, the female parried every one of the male's poor attempts. Fat bastard got rejected so many times until there was some sort of contact for a split second and white cloudy liquid got all over. Mission successful? Probably.
I'll never think the same of belugas ever again. So wrong to watch live animal porno show, but so memorable. I mean, how many times do you go there and actually spot that kind of thing?
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lawl!
whale penis, i haven't seen one up close... yet.
woot for the whale sperm! animal pr0n - I'll watch it!
hahaha might've been a crummy rainy day
but at least someone got it on... glad to know, lol
anyways... i concur about the astrology stuff
our lives are pretty much already written...
in every angle possible
if only we can read mystic glass orbs, eh?
Thanks for reminding me AGAIN. I almost yelled out TOUCHDOWNNNNN at the aquarium yesterday.
Aw but mathew where would i be without my crusade missions? and you know you like the killing part lolz.
Almost needed a cigarette after that! (no not really!)
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