February 6, 2007

• I am a fucking taurus, a real one at that. That means if you push me or rush me I will kick you in the face with my hind legs, breaking your nose with my hoofs. After that I would probably ram both of my horns through your chest, impaling your lungs where it would be your turn to drown in your own blood. You know, blood isn't air; you silly human, go to your corner and die.

  
  

  Daily horoscopes are complete shit, but I notice the basis of astrological signs can be pretty truthful. Coincidence? Most likely, but it does work out quite well for me.

  
  

  
  

  LIKES
  
  • Stability
    
  • Being Attracted
    
  • Things Natural
    
  • Time to Ponder
    
  • Comfort and Pleasure

  
  

  DISLIKES
  
  • Disruption
    
  • Being pushed too hard
    
  • Synthetic or "man made" things
    
  • Being rushed
    
  • Being indoors

  • 7:59 pm
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