December 9, 2006

• I went out for the first time in months wearing actual runners; leaving my dusty brute workboots at home, I realized how heavy those cement blocks of boots are. I did miss their warmth and the assuring security feature of  being able to crush and shatter any person, animal, or thing's scull into pieces with tasty brain mush splattered all over public walkways.  The fun thing  that I did miss about wearing shox is being given the ability to sprint, dash, and jump off stairways eight steps above ground level.

  Christmas shopping mobs always raid every stupid store, they have to fuck it up for everyone. Incosiderate bastards! Instead of being so self centered and buying gifts for loved ones, you could of had the decency of leaving all the good clothes on the shelves for me! WTF. It's practically impossible to find any clothes that I like for myself.

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