I have an "uncommon" sense of humor. For example the following happening in history is something that caused me to spontaniously smirk if not laugh. However, a majority of people may not find the same humor as I do.
Dec 30 1916
Rasputin, famed Russian court mystic, is beaten, castrated, and his penis flung across the room. He is subsequently shot several times and thrown into a frozen river.
Fucking exhausted. Had to do yet another service for the inspection tommorrow... IN THE RAIN/HAIL/THUNDER/LIGHTNING. Imagine how it feels holding up a ten foot steel mast uptop of a garage on one of the highest peaks of West Vancouver during a lightning storm. It doesn't feel like anything because I was too tired to give a damn, this week I've been non-stop busy and extra sleep deficient. Yes, my punctuation suckssf today because I'mtootiretogiveadamnnnnn.
Living in a large house in a small town in the province of Negros Oriental, I recollect a cousin who shot birds out of trees with a homemade sling. Their necks were torn in half leaving the body to swing as a pendulum as someone held their heads. Blood trickled off the feathers and into the soil. That was over ten years ago, I was too disgusted to play with such dead creatures even though my aunt insisted that all boys should. But, really if I think about this very day, I probably wouldn't even be scared to touch a human corpse regardless of how badly mutilated it could be.
The Thumb Is Numb
Today as I was mounting a piece of poly into a joist space above a pot light I decided to borrow the carpenter's staple hammer. Now, I tell you that I had no idea how to use such alien technology. I'm not a carpenter, I'm an electrician. Swing, bang. Swing, swing, bang... Nothing comes out. I push on both ends trying to see where the staples come out and presto, I lodged a 0.5" staple through my thumb! Yay. After pulling it out it was quite sore.
My defences have been infiltrated! Computer either has a virus or something worse! Which is a perfectly good excuse to upgrade my harddrive to a WD Raptor X 10kpm 150GB; the fastest SATA drive, I've always wanted one ever since 37GB Raptors weres released. Screw SCSI.
I kind of want my cpu to fry out to force myself into building a bigger and better rig. For there's absolutely no point in fixing something if it ain't broken.
I went out for the first time in months wearing actual runners; leaving my dusty brute workboots at home, I realized how heavy those cement blocks of boots are. I did miss their warmth and the assuring security feature of being able to crush and shatter any person, animal, or thing's scull into pieces with tasty brain mush splattered all over public walkways. The fun thing that I did miss about wearing shox is being given the ability to sprint, dash, and jump off stairways eight steps above ground level.
Christmas shopping mobs always raid every stupid store, they have to fuck it up for everyone. Incosiderate bastards! Instead of being so self centered and buying gifts for loved ones, you could of had the decency of leaving all the good clothes on the shelves for me! WTF. It's practically impossible to find any clothes that I like for myself.
It's been really rough lately finding time and energy to work out regularly, since working a full day I'm usually fatigued. Mind you, I'm always wearing a toolbelt and steel toes. I don't take two coffee breaks and a lunch break, like most people would. I only take one coffee break, simply to leave earlier.
Even if I don't want to go to work, due to illness or being overly stressed out I always go. Once in a while the pressure can be quite intense, because there's always deadlines for the schedule that have to be made. Last week, I worked in one of the shittiest sites. Rat poison trays were hidden all over in every joist space. The house was almost completely exposed to the outdoors, since it has been only gutted 80%. They might as well have torn the slum down and started a new one. Fucking shitty place considering last week's cold snap. Atleast I'm out of slumtown and working in a nice house this week, with actually insulated walls. I really can't wait until my holiday time off.
Our air is getting polluted once more. When it snowed and the temperature was freaking cold the air was so clean and had a higher concentration of oxygen. Once again fuckbent mankind destroys. Yay, global warming!
For the sheer joy of it, I shoveled snow for free. Shoveling is fun; snow more than dirt. The luxuries of owning a house, in which I have yet to receive.
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