I really don't feel like posting anything unless it's ranting lately.
Anyways, to note things that passed in the last while...
Birthday and washington trip.
Month: April 2006
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UPS is Gay.
I'm fed up. For the past hour I've been dancing around their website
looking for a way to pick up my package since I can't be at home during
business hours. What do I find? Nothing. So I phone 1-800-PICK-UPS and
press 5 to try to arrange a pick up from one of their offices. Fucking
answering machine that doesn't even state when to call back or how to
arrange anything. All over their site theres information on how to SEND
or SHIP OUT. What the fuck about those who want to receive? Sure, you
got your money already so why give a shit. Assholes, Fedex is way more
straight forward in comparison.On a side note, last Saturday while going out I noticed someone puked
all over my elevator's buttons so I decided to take the stairs. Really,
who the fuck pukes all over the buttons? Wouldn't it be more logical to
puke on the floor if its an emergency so someone can atlleast clean it
up thoroughly without having your lunch permanently encrusted into the
creveces of the buttons? Perhaps they were some malicious belemic whore
who wanted to ruin everyones day. -
On it's way...
So, I've finally got around to snaching a Magic Bullet off Ebay.
Blender, juicer, and food processer, all in one for just $60. Now, not
only can I make protein shakes that don't look like clumpy bird shit
floating around in juice, I also have no excuse to avoid working out.
Eight scoops of protein, work out until exhaustion every day
and I'm set. -
GOMS (Grumpy Old Man Syndrome)
Over the years I have witnessed that some old men share a geniune
quality of being an asshole to such an extent that I seriously consider
murdering them in broad daylight. For example, the truck was parked on
the side of the street where parking is restricted for about a minute.
Some asshole (70-80 years old) pedestrian decided to open the door and
goes "DON'T PARK THERE YOOYYYU'RE SCREWING EVERYONE UP" Then gives us
some version 'the finger' by using both the indice and medius (index
and middle) held together, maybe he forgot to bend the index finger or
comes from an era where that was considered 'the finger'. Idiot.
Anyways, perhaps he had some justification in commenting, however to
behave in such a rude manner and to even think of opening someone elses
car door when they have absolutely nothing to do with the situation
deserves getting their face beaten in with a cludgel. Pissed me off for
the rest of the day. In the end, the elderly asshole at the end of his
rope has nothing to lose. It's not worth going to jail or getting sued
for if they're going to die soon and whatever effect it may have on
their remains of a life won't last very long since death is inevitable.
Perhaps if it were in a
more discreet area, who knows? I would enjoy seeing him doing that to a
parked undercover police car and witness what else happens. -
Last week when I walked Angela home, there were puddles of blood all
over the sidewalk for about a block. At the end of the bloody trail a
couple cop cars were parked outside of a trashy bar for bums. Some ugly
broad wearing a blood drenched sweater was getting cuffed by the cops.
One of the bar's windows were smashed in. Anyone can only imagine what
happened, but really, truthfully, what happened?Warning: Do NOT play the game below, it's too addictive.
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Went to visit ancestrial spirits last week at cemetaries. My
grandfather who is first generation Chinese-Canadian states that we
have to visit before Easter so that the gates of heaven are open and
the spirits may collect our offerings. So every year we goto the
cemetary and I visit tombstones of my ancestors whom I have never met
to lay down tulips and bow three times before progressing to the next.
Most of them have past away before I was even born. Its kinda freaky
looking at a stone my relative (Great-Aunt?) named Jessie that was born in the 1920s and died
in the 1940s. I was middle-named Jessie after her andt she basically died at the age of 19, which
is my current age until April 22nd when I hit 20. Never really notices at what age
they died until reading the years again. Some died old, some young.
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