March 2, 2006

• Header Topic: Stop reproducing, you assholes.

  Reason #1: not to have kids: money. People cost money. Regardless of
  how worthless the person may be, they cost money. Death is free, life
  isn't. How many people understand how much richer your parents would be
  without ever having you? Now put yourself in their shoes, but don't
  make the mistake of reproducing. Yes, I have a cold, analytical, robot
  way of looking at things. 'Gasp, Matthew is not human!' Precious
  memories of a lifetime, shemshious shmemories smof sha shlifetime!

  Reason #2: 100% environmentally unfriendly. You may actually be better
  off dumping one barrel of toxic waste into a healthy natural habitat
  for miscillanious animals than to have one child. Mother Earth
  will never be depleted of humans until they burn it to the ground.
  Might as well do the environment a big favor and not reproduce. It
  ticks me off seeing parents walking around with four children. Stop
  fucking you assholes, you're just killing the environment. First of all
  they may be cute to some; I don't find them cute in anyway. Producing
  shit filled bags, then moving on to full weighted tons of assorted
  trash. If they live long enough, they will surely burn fossil fuels,
  etcetera. One life can do so much damage.

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