Seems like the more money I have, the more I spend.

Why do white trash, homeless people even bother loitering around in
Chinatown if they're going to be racist? Seriously, that's just like
asking to get your face pounded in like a deflated soccer ball. If I
was alone, seriously, seriously pissed off I probably would shit kick
them to death.

Anyone want to attend Toast Masters at Metrotown? Its on Thursdays at
7PM. Learn to become a "powerful public speaker." It doesn't you cost a
cent if you're just attending as a guest to watch, which I will be
doing for very long time. Tell me if you want to go.

http://www.metrospeakers.org/

One of the grossest things about being an electrician is having to work
with wiring lubricant. While pulling wires through PVC or EMT pipes,
where the wires are a tight fit into the pipes we will pour in a bunch
of wire lubricant. Wire lubricant is this thick and gooey substance
with a glistening white color. Now, just let yourself imagine what it
may just resemble. Of course it isn't made of what you're thinking,
since its synthetic and formulated to not break down or freeze.
Overall, this stuff is just disgusting and sticks all over the place
and it has a distinctive gross synthetic smell.

Right now I'm teething, or trying to and its pissing me off. One of my
wisdom teeth is about to come out. Seems like it will be a success, but
I wish wisdom teeth didn't have to be such bitches and would just come
out earlier in life with the other teeth.

Ever ate at Kobe: Japanese Steak House? Seemed like it was straight out
of a movie of some sort where the Japanese guy in a chef hat pulls out
his sword from a belted sheath and dices a dozen live bovine into
pieces, drenches them in flavorful oils and blows them up with a single
match. Something along those lines. The food was "okay," but I don't
think it was worth the money considering it was probably the most
expensive meal purchased in the history of mankind and every other
humanoid history in everywhere. If you go there, you're paying for the
show. It's worth going once I suppose, but twice? No.

I've always had a strong interest in screwing with peoples minds,
simply to see how they react. Sure it can be completely tasteless or
even insane at times, but I do it just for my own amusement at the
expense of others. For a very light example, making sound effects as
strangers walk by; a screetching whistle followed by a loud explosion
to simulate a mortar or the much beloved "ringa, dinga, ding, ding,
ding, ring, ring, ding."