March 11, 2005
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While eating dinner there was a single pepper hidden in the pile of green beans. At first it was sweet, then it got hot, then it burnt a hole through the roof of my mouth! I ecstatically ran downstairs like a madman and spat the thing out, then downed two glasses of water. It felt better until the water was swallowed and then it got 100 times hotter! My mouth was buring it was like I was going to die. So, I drank orange juice and it got even hotter! I thought milk should do the trick and poured it into a shot glass. After I poured it into my mouth I read the due date on the carton. March 7, 2005! I spat the thing out immediately, it was expired! ...and that's my adventure of the day.
Comments (10)
LOL... what happened to him? he didnt wear steel toe boots?
rofl.. u wear?
ROFL ROFL~~~ XD; encore!
lol!
maybe it's about time you keep a fire extinguisher in your house... ;P
You should become a cartoon character. That way everyone can laugh at your misadventures. Then again, that's what we're hear for, I suppose.
Ditto to Trevor's comment
you mean the way you do your job? XD
Sigh... you should learn to read and maybe tell the difference between a pepper and a green bean.
Peppers are suppose to be hot dumb dumb! And you kill them for me. Killing is your department remember?
LOLOLOLOL goeawngoarenhao OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH OFMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM nice pic there
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