Is it just me or is this hilarious?

ok, sir

Thank you

The worst episode ever.

Damn it, vintage archtop acoustics always look so fuckin' snazzy I just
gotta pick one of THESE up someday. The sound is quite remarkable
as well. I'm probably not going to get a Gibson or Gretsch unless I can
find one cheap
enough to be around $500. Even if the finishing is quite poor or it's
all scuffed up, I'm happy aslong as there's no major damage. Sunburst!

Anyways these days on forth it's pretty much adventuring out into the
wilderness. An endless journey for quests, treasures, and fortune.
Funds are running low, maybe I should look into getting a job. Printing
might be a good idea.

Yes, this is how I expect my interview to fall through next month. It will get me in, perhaps?

Me: (British accent) Yes, I developed much of the art in the museum
next to the Buckingham Palace in 1982. It was quite one of my more
luxorious accomplishments. I spent much of the days there drinking my
sorrows away while I continued to paint. Much elaborate artworks,
indeed.

Interviewer: Wait a minute, there IS no museum next to the Buckingham Palace.

Me: (British accent) Quite, yes... Well, you see they were about to
establish it there... Regretfully it was abrogated, quite a sad story
indeed! I must leave, thank you for the interview young chap. Cheerio!

This is perhaps one of those most stressful weeks of 2005. Two
interviews in one week, plus tidying the last little section of my
portfolio. An endless river of coffee, adrenaline, and restless
inspiration flowing through me. I can't fuck this up, if I do it could
cost me big time. Shit I'm fucking scared, what happens next if I were
to think about my future through a pessimistic perspective? I don't
want to know, but I have to prepare for any possibility. That's the
best way to strike and knock them dead, then mutilate their corpses
even more dead-er-er-er... yes!

On a side note my Mother was talking about how I was so considerate as
a child in quite a humorous aspect, actually. Firstly, she once took me
to a library and I said that I absolutely hated Dr. Seuss. So I picked
out a stack of books to borrow and she spotted a Dr. Seuss book in the
stack. She asked why did I choose it if I hated him. My answer was
simply that it was for her because I thought she liked Dr. Seuss.
Secondly, she once took me to a animated dinosaur movie and after I
asked her if she liked it. She said yes and I told her that I thought
she would. She asked me what did I mean. I answered and said I saw it
before. So I just went for her behalf. Funny stories, these were like
when I was 5 or so.

Last, but definately least: Paper cuts fucking suck. They're alot more
annoying than getting a huge bruise. Painful bruise or deep gash? Yes,
please with 2 sugars and 1 creme! Tingly annoying paper cut? No, fuck
you very much!

On a side note: Happy Valentines Day! (Belated)... Watch this flash --> http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/218854 Yes it's relevant, yes it's entertaining, yes it makes me feel much better after being so stressed out this week.

One more day of the one man drawing marathon. So much drawing that it
must be unethical to some foreign third-country slave labour standards. Poor hand, what an undeserving and
cruel fate. Will he make it or die due to unfortunate circumstances?
Stay tuned next week, same bat time, same bat channel.

Or not.

Matthew's portfolio is ninety-percent complete. Matthew is very excited
for he finished two photo-manipulation CGs in one day plus a high
detailed sketch and menu the day before. Matthew is very tired because of this
and for that he must bid you good night. Matthew bids you good night.

Talking in the third-person is harder than it seems.

What the hell. There's some weirdo outside in my back yard shoveling
all of the snow. That's really bizzare because there's no way in hell
I'm giving him money if that's what his goal was. If anything he should
be giving me money for stealing all of my fresh snow. What a fucking
asshole.

Shit he just knocked the door and my mom answered to give him three
bucks. He said someone told him to shovel it. No one fucking told you
to shovel my snow you fucking ass. My mom said he's probably casing the
house to see what he can steal. Hah, I'm always home. If he trys to do
anything I will chase after him with a sword and steel toe boots. Yeah,
it's a "false blade," but it can still bludgeon and break bones if used
properly. Must become stronger...

I spent 10+ hours of my life reading manga last night and wow I'm
really blown away by this series called Gantz. It's really dark and
emotional at times, not to mention that I must applaud the realism
contained in terms of the fragility of a human body.

At the subway a homeless person falls face first on the tracks,
unconcious. Two kids cave in and go help the sack of shit. They manage
to place the ragbag panhandler back up onto the platform. A train comes
in and they fucking get smashed up and their heads fly off. The died
but somehow they wake up in a room with other people who just died and
a weirdo living in an 8-ball in some apartment. That 8-ball, Gantz
sends them on missions to kill aliens. Points are attained by killing
aliens, get 100 and they're free to live their lives normally.
Inbetween missions they're free to live out their lives as they
normally would, but tell a soul about Gantz and the bomb in your brain
will detonate. Throughout the course of the story alot of strong
characters are buchered to death, it's really emotional at times.
There's no comic relief, but it's a great story.

Yeah, it sounds completely ridiculous but it's probably the most
awesome manga I've read yet. What other series has aliens, gore,
nudity, and a wide variety of characters. Note that they died before
going to Gantz, so there's suicide victims, victims of murder,
gangsters who got whacked, kids and their grandma, all of it.

Who said maturity comes with age? In the truth, age really doesn't mean jack shit. Read below.

'MKJ; Gibson Les Paul says:
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'MKJ; Gibson Les Paul says:
you're gay
'MKJ; Gibson Les Paul says:
lolool
'MKJ; Gibson Les Paul says:
.....
'MKJ; Gibson Les Paul says:
bored
'MKJ; Gibson Les Paul says:
geez
'MKJ; Gibson Les Paul says:
you so fucking immature
'MKJ; Gibson Les Paul says:
what an asshole
!xobile - sohee ^^; says:
thakn you