January 6, 2005

  • In Toronto what I learned over the years and years of shoveling snow
    (three days to be exact), is if you don't shovel the damn snow, the
    damn snow will shovel your worthless carcass down the road all the way
    to... ugh, yeah. Today I took the
    delightful pleasure of shoveling and salting the sidewalk with my
    professional expertise and that ladys and gentlemen was the highlight
    of my day. Freaking boredom-ness, I'm too lazy to go out shopping because
    stuff is like twenty minutes away via "Riding the Rocket."

    Yeah, yeah, you're probably thinking, "Back in my day I had to walk for
    three days straight in five glorious feet of snow and ice just to get
    to a piece of bread! Barefoot and nude, because the whole village only
    owned one pair of shoes and clothes which were passed around like a
    whore.
    "

    There is a maximum limit to my laziness, I may act like a complete
    sloth. However, you my dear sir or madam are definately and certainly stupid. Please,
    do not be concerned, this post is just a childer embraced by my
    unfortunate lack of entertainment.

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