January 6, 2005
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In Toronto what I learned over the years and years of shoveling snow
(three days to be exact), is if you don't shovel the damn snow, the
damn snow will shovel your worthless carcass down the road all the way
to... ugh, yeah.
Today I took the
delightful pleasure of shoveling and salting the sidewalk with my
professional expertise and that ladys and gentlemen was the highlight
of my day. Freaking boredom-ness, I'm too lazy to go out shopping because
stuff is like twenty minutes away via "Riding the Rocket."Yeah, yeah, you're probably thinking, "Back in my day I had to walk for
three days straight in five glorious feet of snow and ice just to get
to a piece of bread! Barefoot and nude, because the whole village only
owned one pair of shoes and clothes which were passed around like a
whore."
There is a maximum limit to my laziness, I may act like a complete
sloth. However, you my dear sir or madam are definately and certainly stupid. Please,
do not be concerned, this post is just a childer embraced by my
unfortunate lack of entertainment.
Comments (17)
lol, good stuff
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lol... gawd dam...
wen i switched to myie2 to check my codes
out everything got fugged...
neways its back to normal =]
hahahaha; i shoveled snow today! XD; my laziness minimum limit = your laziness maximum limit
ive nevur been to Toronto yet xP
haha ttyl~
bad job makeup artist did then, i guess.. i like hair from first 2 pix tho..
Hahaha, have fun in the snow... We are freaking out over 5cm of snow here in Vancouver right now. :p
If you come over, I might share some of my Rolo ice cream with you. Maybe you should be like Jesus and make furniture. You want a new desk right? Entertainment and practical. Problem solved. And if it's artistic, you can even use it in your portfolio.
stfu.. you're 4 yrs old
it's on the bottom somewhere... you'll notice it
her hair is alright to me.. kinda reminds me of some anime.. lol
you like old elderly women! =)
Well, Rolo ice cream only come in 2L tubs... if you find me 1 L ones then I'll buy that instead. I didn't eat all of it at once...It's only about half done.. a lil under half done. Come here and I'll share the other half with you. Well actually no... I'll eat it in front of you and you can sneeak some for yourself when I go off to do something.
ur moms an elderly woman
=O
My, my.... how observant of you?
still no friends??
shiet man.. get into school or find some work
and voila u got friends =]
hey matty!!..^_^ omg.its finally snowing in van!!..soo happy...keke..=] hope it snows some more!!..^_^
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