BOOYAKA! I'm going to France for spring 2005, probably for a month or
so... Anyone wanna come with? First steps always first, I gotta get all
these damn portfolios done and shipped out before any of this other
crap. After France, if I'm brave enough that is, I might venture out to
Italy all alone - unless someone comes with of course. Shit ya, I'm so
happy its gonna be awesome. English is my only language, that's probably
my only downfall - hell, I can't even order a friggen' pizza over the
phone in Europe. Unless I goto UK that is, which I'm NOT - NOT going
to... too far from France.

Once I take on France, I can take on the WORLD. I want to travel all
over, except those weird third world countries that have insects
crawling all over and you wonder why the hell you got a huge pulsating
rash that starts to rot and fester. Back home you goto the doctor and
ask him he just says put some ointment on it. Then one day later you
wake up, BOOM!! Freaking larvae hatched out of your flesh and ate their
way out from the inside. Eww, I read stories complete with grotesque photographs.

Merry Chrismas, ERR... Boxing Day!! (It's 12:23 AM NOW) Anyways, I hope
all of you had a great holiday and got a shitload of gifts, wads of
money, and mountains of coal. Coal for you fuckers who deserve it
anyways

After all that I moped around then hacked away with a shovel at that
stupid ice on the cement outside. It is freaking rock solid, it took so
much strength to crack it! That stuff is like symbiotically attached to
the cement for good, stupid ice snow. I hated that ice soo much that I
took a gigantor sack of road salt and poured the whole thing all over
it, definately OVERKILL!! Besides that I ate an awesome Christmas
turkey dinner and drank a bunch of beers. Weee, I'm legal in Toronto!!

Anyways, Happy Whajaever you celebrates........ Adios.

5 people crash land on a island in the middle of the ocean. There are 4 men and one woman.

The men constantly fight over who gets the one woman, so they decide
they will switch who her "husband" is every week. Everything works out
fine and they are all happy.

10 years later, the woman dies.

1st day: Things really aren't to bad

2nd day: Somethings missing, but it's still alright

3rd day: Now things are starting to get not so fun

4th day: It's starting to get really bad.

5th day: Really.....really bad.

6th day: Absolutely horrible.

7th day: They bury her.

Rejoice, applications to all these Universities and Colleges got OWNED.
Basically I just regurgitated whatever I could onto those entry forms,
all that's left to do is get art supplies and let the magic do the
work. I need a damn job so I can be all pissed off complaining,
bitching, and bickering about all the random things going on in the
workplace. Meanwhile it reminds me of a story I heard from my
SuperStore days.

A couple of teenage dumbasses got caught stealing, so security throws
those
peices of shit into one of the back rooms while they go call the cops.
So the guy and girl decide that since they were given a private room it
would be a good idea to take of their clothes and to do the deed in
that dirty room. What the fuck were they thinking? Gotta be stupid to
first of all get caught stealing and secondly do that in SuperStore.
Hahaha, that room
has a hidden camera for security reasons so the fat ugly security
camera monitoring guy got a show. I just heard that story from the
other workers, I wasn't on that day.

Registering for a total of three schools today, Sheridan/York, Ontario
College of Art and Design, and Emily Carr. Wow, I don't feel very
productive at all. It's a bit depressing since I have hermit disease at
the moment. What's hermit disease? No, nothing gross. It's just you
know if you stay home alone too much, you don't feel like going out or
doing anything productive? That's exactly what it is! I need to excert
some energy, I want to go hiking but I don't think there's any
mountains near by.

EDIT: Applying to Universities and Colleges is fucking pissing.
-York University's stupid Questionaire/Essay
-Ontario Univerity Application Center has the worst designed site
-Transcript information is very fuzzy whether they were automatically sent or how to send them direct

I don't feel like leaving the house at all. I went out yesterday down
queen street, pretty damn interesting place in contrast to Vancouver.
Toronto is a very vibrant city, teeming with culture all over the
place. It's a freaking huge son of a melting pot city! Makes me feel so
small; makes me want to travel the world and see places. But, I'm not
used to change and never was. Still miss home in BC even though there's
not as many festivities and stuff going around. Anyways, going to go
out and explore a bunch'a museums tomorrow. Need some more ideas for my
portfolio.

Haircut? I should get one, but it's strange going to a different place
after all this time. What if they do a shitty job? It's weird right? Ya
right!

Okay, I'm in Toronto right now - living in studio district or whatever
they call this section. I forget easily since there's just so many
sections, this place is huge. My first week this week, so I'm
researching schools like mad and checking up on whatever prerequisite
courses I may want to take. Damn, I'm really not sure about this
anymore but HAH, maybe I'll dive in head first and just hope I'm not on
the shallow end of the pool. (Metaphore, not literally a physical pool
- dumbass.) I was thinking of going out and exploring today but I'm
just way too lazy and would rather stay tucked away where it's warm.
Well, not WARM - but alot warmer than outside. I hear all these weird
noises coming from outside and it snowed yesterday.
Fin.