September 21, 2004
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Strange Dreams.
The other night I dreamed that it was an ordinary day at Metro town’s food court and I purchased a turkey meal at the Roasty Jack. While placing my tray onto an empty table, I forgot to get some condiment or such back at the Roasty Jack, so I left my food unattended while walking back towards the restaurant. I looked forward to such a divine and succulent meal of turkey awaiting me, back at my table. I always wanted to eat there, but I never had the chance. As I returned to my great discovery all of my food disappeared! It was like a complete nightmare, my afternoon of feasting upon a wonderful turkey meal was completely ruined. My Grandfather appeared out of nowhere to reveal the truth to me. He informed me that an obese African-American woman stole my food and ate it all and directed me to her direction. I was very furious and I wanted revenge. I quickly thanked my Grandfather and sprinted away, cautiously lurking behind the woman. I followed the whale through buildings and buildings, streets and streets. With great stealth, I infiltrated the enemy's lair; she was unaware of my presence. She resided within an area of slums, within a worn down building. Holy shit, I was so pissed off at her for just stealing and gobbling down my turkey meal when I did nothing to her. What did I deserve to get my perfect meal stolen from? Poor turkey meal, rest in peace… I had to deliver vengeance! It was decided; I had to execute her with my jack knife in hand. Charging towards her, I shouted my war cry, “Blood for the blood god!” Just when I pinned the target, it was my moment of fame to rip out this asshole of a bitch’s throat. Yet, I’ve never killed a person in my life, or so I’m aware of. Regardless of how violent my mind may be at times, I just simply couldn’t take another human being’s life. Perhaps it was the mere anticipation of overwhelming gore that made my stomach ill and my mind numb. I just wasn’t ready to stain my hands with blood… Then I woke up.
Comments (5)
just go to that roast place and buy the turkey dinner! at least you wouldnt be dreaming about it anymore.
LOL
i agree with angie
and when u go there, do remember
to get w/e u need for ur food
o_O Nice Dream man
XD That Turkey meal sounded yummy!
Aww okay... props to you~
ur dreams are so normal!! if u listen to my dreams ud think i'm crazy! yeah...the ppl that i told my dreams to gets this reaction -> O_O....are u ok karlly? .....yeah...and one of my classmate has a black widow =D i argree spiders are cooler tuantulas...i can scare my lil cuz wiht them hahaha
no 5 bux for u.. ....yet.... maybe
prove that it is indeed that title
and i want mp3... meanin better quality
i know i can convert file type....
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