May 31, 2004

• There once lived a boy without eyes, ears, or a nose; and for that everyone made fun at him. On his way to school, dwarves would crawl out from under the bushes. They would sneer gleefully as the boy tripped over their little traps. At school, the teacher would pick on him and ask him to read out loud, yet he couldn't for he had no ears to hear her, nor no eyes to read the book. Later on in the day gigantic, yet cumbersome bullies would push the boy around. Smaller children danced around in a circle, taunting the boy. Although the boy was unable to see or hear, he would definately cry if he was able to. This continued for many days, weeks, months, and years. Until one day, his Fairy God Father submerged from the earth and magically turned his walking stick into a genuine Thompson Sub-Machinegun Model 1928C with unlimited ammunition and traded his head with that of a peacock. It was a miracle! The boy had the ability to see and hear, he danced and sang a song. Although he had a gruesome voice, it seemed very beautiful to him, for it was the first voice he heard. Suddenly, his Fairy God Father annouced, "After 48 hours you must trade heads back with the peacock or else he will tell his wife!" Unable to understand any language, for he lived his life as a deaf person, he replied, "Agrhjheaosfii!!faf Moo," and shot his God Father in the toe nail, then pranced away like a madman.

  
  

  To be continued...
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