January 22, 2012
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So,
Earlier this week at work, my finger apparently caught a micro splinter and I didn’t notice it until the day after when it swelled up like a balloon and got infected.
Had to drain the thing and perform self surgery to remove the little black splinter made of who knows what.
Finally today the swelling as subsided, but my little finger still insists on producing green ooze.
Tomorrow I want to go to the gym and perform my favorite exercise, the deadlift.
It would be awesome if while holding the barbell with over 400 pounds on it, in midair my finger just explodes green goop all over the olympic platform.
Freaking sweet.
Comments (3)
That….. sounds disgusting.
o_O*
I didn’t realize a micro splinter can cause such a nasty reaction. Green ooze? Lol
We should grab a beer sometime. It’s been a while
You performed the self surgery eh? So you were the one that took a needle and poked out the splinter. Are you sure you’re not the giant wuss that squirmed and looked away as I squeezed all the puss out of your fat finger?