April 18, 2006
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UPS is Gay.
I’m fed up. For the past hour I’ve been dancing around their website
looking for a way to pick up my package since I can’t be at home during
business hours. What do I find? Nothing. So I phone 1-800-PICK-UPS and
press 5 to try to arrange a pick up from one of their offices. Fucking
answering machine that doesn’t even state when to call back or how to
arrange anything. All over their site theres information on how to SEND
or SHIP OUT. What the fuck about those who want to receive? Sure, you
got your money already so why give a shit. Assholes, Fedex is way more
straight forward in comparison.On a side note, last Saturday while going out I noticed someone puked
all over my elevator’s buttons so I decided to take the stairs. Really,
who the fuck pukes all over the buttons? Wouldn’t it be more logical to
puke on the floor if its an emergency so someone can atlleast clean it
up thoroughly without having your lunch permanently encrusted into the
creveces of the buttons? Perhaps they were some malicious belemic whore
who wanted to ruin everyones day.
Comments (4)
if they grew up to be puppies id be going ” WHOO HOO!!! HELL YEAH! I GET A DOG NOW!!”
does that mean you’ll be taking the stairs for the next few weeks? =D
indeed it does take long to load, lol
-shrugs- its only the top part
neways no wonder people use fedex more, lol
n looks like its a fo sho thing that you’ll be
exercising more lol
happy birthday!
enjoy the beginning of your 3rd decade on earth.
i hope never to encounter someone puking on elevator buttons. (that really is a stupid idea.
)
~j