April 18, 2006

  • UPS is Gay.

    I’m fed up. For the past hour I’ve been dancing around their website
    looking for a way to pick up my package since I can’t be at home during
    business hours. What do I find? Nothing. So I phone 1-800-PICK-UPS and
    press 5 to try to arrange a pick up from one of their offices. Fucking
    answering machine that doesn’t even state when to call back or how to
    arrange anything. All over their site theres information on how to SEND
    or SHIP OUT. What the fuck about those who want to receive? Sure, you
    got your money already so why give a shit. Assholes, Fedex is way more
    straight forward in comparison.

    On a side note, last Saturday while going out I noticed someone puked
    all over my elevator’s buttons so I decided to take the stairs. Really,
    who the fuck pukes all over the buttons? Wouldn’t it be more logical to
    puke on the floor if its an emergency so someone can atlleast clean it
    up thoroughly without having your lunch permanently encrusted into the
    creveces of the buttons? Perhaps they were some malicious belemic whore
    who wanted to ruin everyones day.

Comments (4)

  • if they grew up to be puppies id be going ” WHOO HOO!!! HELL YEAH! I GET A DOG NOW!!”

  • does that mean you’ll be taking the stairs for the next few weeks? =D

  • indeed it does take long to load, lol
    -shrugs- its only the top part

    neways no wonder people use fedex more, lol
    n looks like its a fo sho thing that you’ll be
    exercising more lol

  • happy birthday!

    enjoy the beginning of your 3rd decade on earth. i hope never to encounter someone puking on elevator buttons. (that really is a stupid idea. )

    ~j

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