February 11, 2006

• Ever ate at Kobe: Japanese Steak House? Seemed like it was straight out
  of a movie of some sort where the Japanese guy in a chef hat pulls out
  his sword from a belted sheath and dices a dozen live bovine into
  pieces, drenches them in flavorful oils and blows them up with a single
  match. Something along those lines. The food was “okay,” but I don’t
  think it was worth the money considering it was probably the most
  expensive meal purchased in the history of mankind and every other
  humanoid history in everywhere. If you go there, you’re paying for the
  show. It’s worth going once I suppose, but twice? No.

  I’ve always had a strong interest in screwing with peoples minds,
  simply to see how they react. Sure it can be completely tasteless or
  even insane at times, but I do it just for my own amusement at the
  expense of others. For a very light example, making sound effects as
  strangers walk by; a screetching whistle followed by a loud explosion
  to simulate a mortar or the much beloved “ringa, dinga, ding, ding,
  ding, ring, ring, ding.”

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